Kat Dahlia was shitfaced and zippin' around Miami in her baller 2013 Nissan (lawls wut?) when the cops decided to end that little joyride. Girl got all uppity and tried to fight the Po'!
Guess she's keepin' it real. Yeah, REAL DUMB.
‘Gangsta’ Singer Kat Dahlia Arrested For DUI
Ice Skater Johnny Weir is gangsta
In an example of art imitatin' thug life, Johnny be sportin' a gangsta look, complete with "LOVE" brass knuckles. He just be needin' a grill to complete tha' look.
My thug look. Spreading my love... @ Candlewyck Diner instagr.am/p/WA_WyDhhWR/
— Johnny Weir-Voronov (@JohnnyGWeir) February 22, 2013
Calling it: You will see a Harlem Shake pr0nz edition very soon
The Harlem Shake videos were hilarious for a day or two, then they started getting old. Then people realized that, duh, you can keep anything going longer than it should by adding hot girls into the mix. Hence, Harlem Shake videos with mad hotties in bikinis, booty poppin' an' everything. PEEP:
Yes, it has been kept real.
The next natural step in this progression? Harlem Shake pr0n videos. I'm calling dat shiz first!
Yes, it has been kept real.
The next natural step in this progression? Harlem Shake pr0n videos. I'm calling dat shiz first!
"Gangsta rapper" killed in crazy Vegas shooting
And no, I'm not just late to the game learning about Tupac getting offed. Another crazy-ass shooting on the Vegas strip on Thursday ended up in a blowed-up cab, a crashed Maserati and three dead dudes. Turns out one of those dead dudes is none other than Oaktown rapper Kenny Clutch. (I know, never heard of him either.)
The dude has a couple gun charges from the past, but was otherwise described as a pretty chilled-out gangsta. But the rumors on the innernets are sayin' Clutch was big time dealin'. Based on the quality of his raps, that rumor seems to have some credibility. I'm pretty sure no labels were advancing him the kind of money that could afford a Maz, because his rappin' be turrible.
The dude has a couple gun charges from the past, but was otherwise described as a pretty chilled-out gangsta. But the rumors on the innernets are sayin' Clutch was big time dealin'. Based on the quality of his raps, that rumor seems to have some credibility. I'm pretty sure no labels were advancing him the kind of money that could afford a Maz, because his rappin' be turrible.
Oscar Pistorius is not gangsta for killing his hot girlfriend
Being gangsta does not mean just shooting anything that moves. Life isn't a game of Grand Theft Auto, fool. Real gangsta-ass gangstas be judicious n' sh*t. They know when to square up and when to shut up. The also know that bringin' harm to a female is about the most shameful thing a gangsta can be doin'.
Bringing harm to a smoking hot female is even more egregious a crime in my book, which is why this is all I have to say is this:
In honor of the late, smoking hot Reeva Steenkamp I do put forth this sweet ass gallery for all over Internet eternity in her honor, and as a reminder to keep your gats holstered unless you know for sure that you about to blast some poor fool who actually deserves it. And even then, I don't recommend it. (The nightmares!) More pics after the jump.
Bringing harm to a smoking hot female is even more egregious a crime in my book, which is why this is all I have to say is this:
Oscar Pistorious is not gangsta. He is a stupid, legless dick.
In honor of the late, smoking hot Reeva Steenkamp I do put forth this sweet ass gallery for all over Internet eternity in her honor, and as a reminder to keep your gats holstered unless you know for sure that you about to blast some poor fool who actually deserves it. And even then, I don't recommend it. (The nightmares!) More pics after the jump.
Grannies are gangsta
You probably didn't know this, but grannies are gangsta. There's a whole damn book about the subject, called Gangsta Granny. On its way to becoming a New York Times bestsella', son!From the esteemed review, from some limey-ass fools:
Ben's humdrum granny isn't all she seems. She's your typical granny, but she has a dark secret... She's an international jewel thief! Maybe grannies aren't so dull after all?No, they aren't! I'm callin' up my grandmama now. Gonna ask if she ever capped any fools.
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