And no, I'm not just late to the game learning about Tupac getting offed. Another crazy-ass shooting on the Vegas strip on Thursday ended up in a blowed-up cab, a crashed Maserati and three dead dudes. Turns out one of those dead dudes is none other than Oaktown rapper Kenny Clutch. (I know, never heard of him either.)
The dude has a couple gun charges from the past, but was otherwise described as a pretty chilled-out gangsta. But the rumors on the innernets are sayin' Clutch was big time dealin'. Based on the quality of his raps, that rumor seems to have some credibility. I'm pretty sure no labels were advancing him the kind of money that could afford a Maz, because his rappin' be turrible.
Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts
Oscar Pistorius is not gangsta for killing his hot girlfriend
Being gangsta does not mean just shooting anything that moves. Life isn't a game of Grand Theft Auto, fool. Real gangsta-ass gangstas be judicious n' sh*t. They know when to square up and when to shut up. The also know that bringin' harm to a female is about the most shameful thing a gangsta can be doin'.
Bringing harm to a smoking hot female is even more egregious a crime in my book, which is why this is all I have to say is this:
In honor of the late, smoking hot Reeva Steenkamp I do put forth this sweet ass gallery for all over Internet eternity in her honor, and as a reminder to keep your gats holstered unless you know for sure that you about to blast some poor fool who actually deserves it. And even then, I don't recommend it. (The nightmares!) More pics after the jump.
Bringing harm to a smoking hot female is even more egregious a crime in my book, which is why this is all I have to say is this:
Oscar Pistorious is not gangsta. He is a stupid, legless dick.
In honor of the late, smoking hot Reeva Steenkamp I do put forth this sweet ass gallery for all over Internet eternity in her honor, and as a reminder to keep your gats holstered unless you know for sure that you about to blast some poor fool who actually deserves it. And even then, I don't recommend it. (The nightmares!) More pics after the jump.
How to take a proper gangsta-ass self-portrait
Everyone knows that the best self-portraits are taken the the bathroom, using a mirror, with your cell phone camera. If this wasn't the best way to take your pic, then why does everyone do it? Awww hell.
Real gangsta-ass dudes need to have a gun in their photo and that's on the real. Even harder is to aim the thing at the camera so that everyone is looking down the barrel, like you're just about to die by this crazy dude's hand.
But the hardest pose is to do that self-portrait in the bathroom, with a mirror, and aiming the gun at the camera. That is top notch gangsta-ass photography.
Real gangsta-ass dudes need to have a gun in their photo and that's on the real. Even harder is to aim the thing at the camera so that everyone is looking down the barrel, like you're just about to die by this crazy dude's hand.
But the hardest pose is to do that self-portrait in the bathroom, with a mirror, and aiming the gun at the camera. That is top notch gangsta-ass photography.
Girls with guns are gangsta
Happy damn Friday! You can ban assault weapons, but luckily, hot girls will always be legal.
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