Rock stars need an awesome band name

So you've used the newly released Rock Star Name Generator to get your rock star name, but let's be honest: most rock stars don't start out as a solo act. Usually that comes later, after your overinflated ego results in a breakup with your band over "creative differences". Then you launch a solo career of mediocre music that sounds vaguely like your previous group, but suckier and lonelier.

Hot Girl Band

So you need a band. Or maybe you just need an awesome band name first, then perhaps you can persuade some musicians to join your band because the name is so awesome.

Well, have we got a solution for you! Whether you have a band or not, be prepared to get an awesome band name with our new Band Name Generator!

Japanese Screamo Band

Based on the latest, highly secretive (and incredibly lucrative) name generation technology here at GangstaName Labs, the Band Name Generator will take your name, run it through some highly complex analysis algorithms, and deliver to you the perfect band name.

Our band names are generally good for rock bands, but there is a lot of variability built into this generator. For example, you might get a thrash metal band name, a jazz quartet band name, a Christian rock band name, or even a reggae band name.

Jazz Quartet

And thanks to an incredible new feature with this name generator, you now get a selection of alternate names, just in case you don't like the one you get.

For example, my name generates a band name of "Greased Pratfall", but I also get these super sweet alternate names to choose from:

  • The Succubuses
  • Gangsta J & The Fusion Lollygags
  • Hungerschwing
  • The Fried Blues Light Orchestra

German Hair Metal

There isn't a band name there that wouldn't work perfectly for your group of musical virtuosos. Choose an alternate band name, OR just have them on hand for side projects and secret shows. Fans love that shit!

So go get your band name now, and don't forget us little people when you're rich, famous and living like an eccentric hermit on your own private island. 

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