Grannies are gangsta

You probably didn't know this, but grannies are gangsta. There's a whole damn book about the subject, called Gangsta Granny. On its way to becoming a New York Times bestsella', son!

From the esteemed review, from some limey-ass fools:

Ben's humdrum granny isn't all she seems. She's your typical granny, but she has a dark secret... She's an international jewel thief! Maybe grannies aren't so dull after all?

No, they aren't! I'm callin' up my grandmama now. Gonna ask if she ever capped any fools.

Chief Keef might have made a baby with a 6th grader

Keef

Chief Keef is a little-ass 17-year-old rapper from Chi-city, and is certified gangsta. When he's not rapping about killin' dudes, he's all kicking it in high school and whatnot. But then he goes and gets hiself all charged up on some gun bullsh*t. But what's crazier is this story about him getting busy:

Less than four days after being sentenced, Keef was being sued for child support by a middle-school student who claims he fathered her daughter in 2011. If true, the mother could have been in sixth grade when the child was conceived.

Dayaaammm. Robbin' that zygote! No cradle even in the picture yet!