Grannies are gangsta

You probably didn't know this, but grannies are gangsta. There's a whole damn book about the subject, called Gangsta Granny. On its way to becoming a New York Times bestsella', son!

From the esteemed review, from some limey-ass fools:

Ben's humdrum granny isn't all she seems. She's your typical granny, but she has a dark secret... She's an international jewel thief! Maybe grannies aren't so dull after all?

No, they aren't! I'm callin' up my grandmama now. Gonna ask if she ever capped any fools.