Rock stars need an awesome band name

So you've used the newly released Rock Star Name Generator to get your rock star name, but let's be honest: most rock stars don't start out as a solo act. Usually that comes later, after your overinflated ego results in a breakup with your band over "creative differences". Then you launch a solo career of mediocre music that sounds vaguely like your previous group, but suckier and lonelier.

So you need a band. Or maybe you just need an awesome band name first, then perhaps you can persuade some musicians to join your band because the name is so awesome.

Well, have we got a solution for you! Whether you have a band or not, be prepared to get an awesome band name with our new Band Name Generator!

Based on the latest, highly secretive (and incredibly lucrative) name generation technology here at GangstaName Labs, the Band Name Generator will take your name, run it through some highly complex analysis algorithms, and deliver to you the perfect band name.

Our band names are generally good for rock bands, but there is a lot of variability built into this generator. For example, you might get a thrash metal band name, a jazz quartet band name, a Christian rock band name, or even a reggae band name.

And thanks to an incredible new feature with this name generator, you now get a selection of alternate names, just in case you don't like the one you get.

For example, my name generates a band name of "Greased Pratfall", but I also get these super sweet alternate names to choose from:

• The Succubuses
• Gangsta J & The Fusion Lollygags
• Hungerschwing
• The Fried Blues Light Orchestra

There isn't a band name there that wouldn't work perfectly for your group of musical virtuosos. Choose an alternate band name, OR just have them on hand for side projects and secret shows. Fans love that shit!

So go get your band name now, and don't forget us little people when you're rich, famous and living like an eccentric hermit on your own private island. 

Introducing the Rock Star Name Generator

Our highly skilled team of name generation scientists has created a new name generator near and dear to their hearts: The Rock Star Name Generator.

See, before they chose to become men and women of science, many of our megalomaniacal staff had dreams of being rock stars themselves. That is, until they realized that the odds of actually becoming a rock star are somewhere up there with being struck by lightening and attacked by a shark at the same time.

Yes, some of our scientists unbelievably gave up a life of slumming it on the road in a dirty van once owned by a child molester, working for enough money to buy gas to get them half way to the next gig. Instead, they chose the highly lucrative alternative to rock stardom: academia!

The ways of reason, research, and university politics naturally led them here, to GangstaName. (Don't confuse us with Google. That's the other big tech company around here.)

The Rock Star Name Generator is still in its early development phase, i.e. tuning for funny, bug testing, and demon exorcising. But we are releasing it now, to you, as a soft launch. You know, just to like, see what happens.

Enjoy!