All up in this Internet! — by Gangsta J, certified gangsta and high school guidance counselor
Chris Hansen is gangsta
Chris Hansen is THE MAN. And that's like a double-meaning, 'cuz he's kinda representin' for the pedo-police, but he's also just sweet as hayell. Just listen how he talks. Dayam, dats sweet. I always suspected he was gangsta, but now there's proof.