If he misses with the shotgun, his vampire backup will get you.
Your identity is secret, but we do know you're a Twi-hard.
WTF? Is that a Leatherman tool, dude? Don't get all multi-tool on me.
Among gangstas, it seems like the resounding answer to the question is "Edward". Wait, how do I even know that dude's name? Awwww sheeeit. Outed!