Twilight is gangsta

Edward or Jacob? Just playin', fool! That's shi*t's hella wack. Apparently, these gangstas didn't get the memo. Or maybe they got the memo, and they can't read. Or maybe they got the memo and can read, but don't know what "Twilight effing sucks!" means. Oh well.

If he misses with the shotgun, his vampire backup will get you.

Your identity is secret, but we do know you're a Twi-hard.

WTF? Is that a Leatherman tool, dude? Don't get all multi-tool on me.

Among gangstas, it seems like the resounding answer to the question is "Edward". Wait, how do I even know that dude's name? Awwww sheeeit. Outed!